Amazing Ping Pong Players
Watch this video of these two chinese players playing ping pong, mixing acrobatics into the action. These guys are insane!
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Lego Men Doing What They Do Best - Getting High
Watch these lego men do what they do best! Get high!
Ever wondered what the lego men do while your sleeping? Well this secret footage reveals all!
You can download the video in various formats (right click and save as) -
Saying The Right Thing At The Right Time
A priceless joke-
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: ‘Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian’
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, ‘Son… what happened last night?’ ‘Well, you came home after 3 A.M. , drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door ‘
Confused, he asked his son, ‘So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??’
His son replies, ‘Oh THAT!… Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, ‘Leave me alone, I’m married!!’
Broken Coffee Table £239.99
Hot Breakfast £4.20
Two Aspirins £0.38
Saying the right thing, at the right time . . PRICELESS
A funny eBay Listing You Havnt Seen
This eBay listing is fantastic for an old piaggio Ape 50cc pickup
Um, either one of the funniest vehicles on the road, or a complete abortion, depending on your sense of humour. It is hysterically funny to drive as (and let’s be honest here) it’s so bloody awful. It has a four-speed gearbox: Slow, Very Slow, Dangerously Slow, and Wow! Look At That Snail Overtake Me.
Read the full listing here
Phil Babb Cracks His Nuts
Phil Babb is a professional footballer in the UK and used to play for Liverpool FC. This match however went wrong, got to give him some credit though. Phil Babbs injury put him out for some time, watch the phil babb video here!
How many blokes feel sick after watching this?
You can download the Phil Babb Video Here
